Christopher
12-18-2008, 09:10 PM
If your car has ever literally frozen to the pavement, you might be from the midwest.
If the weather forecast calls for temps in the low 40's and you think to yourself "Hey, it's going to warm up enough to go outside", you might be from the midwest.
If the weather forecast calls for snow, sleet, rain, lightning, and thunder.... at the same time, you might be from the midwest.
If you regard the left lane of an interstate as sacred ground, you might be from the midwest.
If you've ever hit an animal with your car and the police officer asked you if you wanted to keep the dead animal, you might be from the midwest.
Anybody else?
If the weather forecast calls for temps in the low 40's and you think to yourself "Hey, it's going to warm up enough to go outside", you might be from the midwest.
If the weather forecast calls for snow, sleet, rain, lightning, and thunder.... at the same time, you might be from the midwest.
If you regard the left lane of an interstate as sacred ground, you might be from the midwest.
If you've ever hit an animal with your car and the police officer asked you if you wanted to keep the dead animal, you might be from the midwest.
Anybody else?