Political Humor - Bumper Stickers

[J-Hawk]

There may be another thread that had been started on this, but I thought maybe we could start a thread of political humor as I get more than my fair share in my mailbox.

Bonus points to the succinct Bumper Sticker / Slogan lines...

So, to kick it off from a tweet:

"I grew up with Ronald Reagan, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash.... Now we have Obama, no hope, and no cash"

[Christopher]

People of Walmart? Huh, try People of O'hare!

[DrScreed]

Word Fun










Did you know:

* That the words "race car" spelled backward still spells "race car".

* That "eat" is the only word that if you take the first letter and move it to the last, it spells its own past tense".

* That if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants", and add just a few more letters, it spells out: "Go home you whoopiing, free-loading, benefit grabbing, kid-producing, violent, non-English speaking talkischeaps and take those hairy-faced, sandal wearing, bomb making, goat loving, raggedy ass Muslim bastards with you."

How weird is that????

[arm53]

And another.....From the medical side.


Important: Information about Gonorrhea Lectim
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible Øbamanation.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008...but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout, pronounced “Vote-em-out”. You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia and New Jersey , and apparently now Massachusetts , with many more seeing the writing on the wall.

Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really care about.

[travelinman]

Drinking with a Arizona Girl





A Mexican, an Arab, and a Arizona girl are in

the same bar.



When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws

his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and

shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico ,

our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink

with the same one twice."



The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks

non-alcohol beer (cuz he's a muslim!), throws

it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots

the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab

World, we have so much sand to make glasses

that we don't need to drink with the same one

twice either.'



The Arizona girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up

her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the

glass into the air, whips out her 45 and shoots

the Mexican and the Arab.



Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and

calling for a refill, she says, 'In Arizona , we

have so many illegal aliens that we don't have

to drink with the same ones twice.'

God Bless Arizona

[J-Hawk]

"And I don't sit around just talking to experts because this is a college seminar; we talk to these folks because they potentially have the best answers, so I know whose ass to kick," President Barrack Hussein Obama

Typical of a liberal and revealing of the way they approach things.... Never looking for a solution. . . Only who to blame ("whose ass to kick") pathetic. . . . And this is the POTUS!?!?!? This is their guy? Their messiah? Really?!?!

A response to Obama's quote shamelessly ripped from American Thinker:

"The Democrat Party beast of burden is foundering under the Obama administration's heavy burden of an impending $19 trillion debt by 2019, trillion dollar deficits as far as the eye can see, a 50-day-old oil spill in the Gulf that's still leaking thousands of gallons a day, almost 10% unemployment with no end in sight, over three and a half million jobs lost since Obama took office, over a trillion dollars in stimulus spending that still hasn't worked, a Southern border leaking illegal aliens like a sieve, the worst economy since Jimmy Carter, a health care bill nobody wanted with estimated cost overruns already in the billions - possibly trillions, allegations of political bribery pay-offs and cover-ups, all topped by a weak and dangerous foreign policy.

And that's just what's in the left saddlebag.


If Obama is truly looking for some butt to kick, he doesn't have to look any further than his own pathetic and incompetent Democrat rear end to start kicking.


Maybe he can use a pair of those Texas cowboy boots he inherited from "W" - I hear there great for "butt kickin."

[J-Hawk]

My new T-Shirt....

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and this one...

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bummer. . . Just saw the print was too small for image

it says:

Kill the Terrorists
Secure the Borders
Punch the hippies

[twila]

I'LL TAKE YOUR DOLLARS AND GIVE YOU CHANGE

WWW.OBAMATOOKMYDOLLARS.COM

[J-Hawk]

Couple of Tweets:

-Speech in a Nutshell: Let me clear. Some oil spilled. But Katrina. And make no mistake. I'm having meetings. In conclusion, something about China. Windmills!

-Did you know that the liberal diet actually includes a new label on all Obama speeches? It's called: "Fact Free"

[J-Hawk]

When I find myself unable to make it to the gym for a couple of days, I find that a visit over to the dailykos usually helps get the blood flowing and uqates to a good workout. Talk about loons! Wowsa!

I nearly fell out of my chair today laughing at one of their headlines:

"A new study by the Center for Responsible Lending finds that foreclosure has disproportionately black and latino homeowners"

That may be the funniest thing I read this week. They then go on to whine about inequalities and rampant racism. Hmmmm. . . Now I wonder why the above study found this discrepancy? Was there any law pushed hard by Barney Frank and the democrats to force banks to loan to these high risks?!? The circular and non-sensical reasoning of the left never ceases to baffle!